Margarine, healthy yet again.

Holly shit! Margarine (aka shortening and hydrogenated oil) is a health food again.

Two little babies, lying in bed
One was sick and the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor and the doctor said
"Give those children some shortnin' bread."

Mammy's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',
Mammy's little baby loves shortenin' bread.

Probably the greatest killer of modern times is again being touted as a health food! We have still not been able to shake the sixty-year legacy of corporations promoting margarine as heart healthy (better than butter) and they want to promote more industrial waste by-product additives as a health solution. The utter gall.

The old margarine-great-for-the-heart stuff has virtually been eradicated from history by the monopoly medico revisionists. Now the evidence, again, is being lined up to prove margarine to be good.

Gotta love evidence-based medicine.

Edit: added this wiki link.

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